Microphone Fail

Good Effort Video of the Day

Merry Christmas!

Ah, Christmas. The magic begins yet again.

Some reflections:

1. That is the kickenest slap bass I have heard in a long time.
2. The girl on the right is dead. No, she didn't recently die. She was dead when they filmed this. Weekend at Bernie's style baby!
3. If those two were the only heralds of Jesus birth left on earth, God would give up on earth.

Muppet Rhapsody

This is bound to go viral, so I might as well get it out there now. Hilarious.

1001

This is my 1001st post. Might as well use it for good.

Wii...Mass?

This just has to be a joke. It has to.

HT: First Things

Obama's Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Most Stressful Jobs That Pay Squat: Music Ministry Director?

I'm just sayin':

5. Music Ministry Director

Median pay: $40,800
% who say their job is stressful: 67%

You may not think of people who plan, direct and conduct performances for religious services as being under a particularly high amount of stress. But they also choose the appropriate psalm or hymn for every wedding and funeral -- only some of the most important events in a family's life. And those stressful situations can create some demanding clients.

"Every now and then you'll get a strange request," said Dan Fenn, Music Ministry Director at St. John's Lutheran Church in Northfield, Minn. "A couple of years ago I got a request to play the Beer Barrel Polka at a funeral. You have to ask yourself, is this appropriate for a worship service?"

Say What?!

Perhaps the best Photobomb ever.

Finally: An Online Editable Bible

Heh:

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Prophecy Fail

Seems Like a Win To Me

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Seattle Mariner Prophecy!

Trunk Monkey

Only because I can, the best commercials ever:

Black Magic Video

Windows 7, So Cool. Windows Marketing, So Lame

On the previously posted Windows 7 Party! video, Wired:

This one’s especially astounding because the Windows 7 operating system is surprisingly cool — so it was difficult to conceive that the product’s marketing team could be so utterly lame. You’d have to be a neutered space alien to identify with any of these soulless beings gathering for a “launch party” for Windows 7. Because, sure, sane human beings do that. The last time I saw a video with such an awkwardly eerie vibe was when I wrote a research paper on the Heaven’s Gate cult. Yeah, you know — that video they shot right before they committed mass suicide. Same feeling.

See the other 8 outrageously annoying tech vids here.

Cosby Show Bloopers

The best.



HT: KD

Jesus Wouldn't Participiate in a Hedge Fund!

He wouldn't?! Crazy! I was sure "Render to Casear" meant "Get yourself into an aggressively managed portfolio of investments that uses advanced investment strategies such as leveraged, long, short and derivative positions in both domestic and international markets with the goal of generating high returns!" Back to seminary for me. Maybe MM can recommend one.

Throw a Windows 7 Download Party!

I can't wait to hold my multi-racial, multi-gender, multi-generational, mutil-nerdy Windows 7 download party!



Did Willow Creek make this video? I feel like I need to take a de-patronizing shower.

HT: Z

Dating Montage